By mandate of Xenu, say no to drugs

Y'all might have seen one or more of these PSAs on television recently. They're hilarious, and there's one for every drug in the book. What they don't tell you is that drugfreeworld.org is funded entirely by the church of scientology. All of these are priceless, but be sure not to miss cocaine or glue-sniffing, they're instant classics. Enjoy these cautionary tales, and take heed of the horrors of drug use. May Xenu's light shine upon you.